Obsessed

You Know You’re Too Obsessed
With Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau When…
 By: Jamie

- You lock all of your foodstuffs away when you find out your friend has a relative with the initials “KY”- You warn all the local girls of a womanizing astronomer when his (or her!) name is Kory, Cory or Corri, or any variations thereof

- You have a cherry Pop Tart fetish and fangs, so you insist that everyone you know call you Lord Zemi or Dreigiau

- You have cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast every morning and keep an eye out for white-haired guys

- You buy a box of Twinkies, you look around frantically for a white-haired green-eyed guy named Ben or Golbez

- You ask anyone you meet whose name is Ben if they have a semi-evil Dimensional Twin who spells his name backwards

- You meet someone of normal height named Cid and ask why they are so tall for being a dwarf

- You meet someone named Kory and instantly become suspicious as to whether or not they’re trying to hit on you

- You build model airships in your spare time because it makes you feel closer to Leona

- You dress like Leona in hopes that the real Ben will come along and mistake you for his spunky friend.

- You give yourself headaches trying to have your own Sygnus transformation

- You walk into walls constantly, trying to find a way into the Borderlands

- You write to the Wayrift figments, asking them to marry you

- You write to the Wayrift figments, asking them to ask their authors to marry you

- There have been 100 hits on one or all of the Sygnus.org websites in one day. and they’re all you, checking in to see if they have been updated yet.

- You wear an apron that says “Chocobos - The New Chicken”

- You eat napkins just to be like your idol, Aiden Klu Ya

- You decide to have twin boys and name your children Golbez and Zeblog

- You bleach your hair white and run around telling people you’re a Lunarian from the Red Moon

- You ask every game retailer in your town and all neighboring cities if they have the latest version of Kung Fu Achoo

- You know what Kung Fu Achoo is

- You ask a plastic surgeon about getting black armor grafted to your skin

- You hug your local Tyrant every day and call him Zeblog, even though he’s really a crappy tyrant and calls himself Evil King Stan. (Okage reference =)

- You run around speaking in “Lunarian” - the few words you hear on Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau, plus a bunch of gibberish you make up on the spot that “sounds cool”

- You know what exactly a Dreigiau is and could define the term on a moment’s notice

- You keep plushies of all of the Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau characters by your bed - the Ben and Klu Ya ones set right next to you to protect you from Zeblog

- Whenever someone sneezes, you instantly think they’re challenging you to a game of Kung Fu Achoo

- You make “You Know You’re Too Obsessed With Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau When.” lists o.o

- You search vainly for copies of PlayBaronian

- You write PlayBoy and ask if they have a Mina Minx working for them

- You know why Klu Ya is called Grumpy on occasion

Posted by Aywren on May 17, 2008

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