GG1: But everyone likes the part where the Tyrant’s head comes off!
Zazo: Where’s the realism? Where’s the blood and gore?
Bard: Uh, it’s a love story.
Zazo: Pwah! That’s not real love! Send them away!
Guard2: Yes, my lady.
-A short time later…-
Zazo: *grumbles to herself as she goes for a walk in the field* ~I don’t understand this Earthian definition of love. Their literature and entertainment certainly doesn’t help!~