Location: BS Dimension, Baron
Zeb: Since we both have the same memory… Do you remember when we were on the moon, and Zemus decided to pick himself up and turn into a blue slushie fountain?
Ben: Yeah…?
Zeb: After stupidly casting meteo… *mutters* twice… Remember picking up the crystal? And what did we hope it would do? *asks Ben*
Ben: Defeat Zeromus? *grasping for an answer*
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Wreeen! Ninja Golbei! http://thetronninja.deviantart.com/art/Golbei-Ninjatastic-Squad-257677704
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Yay for ninja Golbei!
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Blue slushie fountain! Yay!!!!
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Hee! I think that’s a pretty good slushie fountain. (Not that I ever did more than watch a walkthrough.
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That’s so cool, comparing identical dimensional memories. : D
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Yeah, I really enjoy it when the Golbei start discussing the things that only they understand.
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I can just imagine what Junior’s face would be if he were to overhear this conversation, or better yet, BSCecil. That’ll take some interesting explaining…After all dear big brother Golbez and a stranger talking about memories they share, both from the point of view of Golbez…mwehehehe (evil chuckle)
Oh by the way, your site-software-remembery-the-commenters’-names-thingy appears to be messing up. It keeps automatically assuming I am some other fan, at random it seems. I think you need to get that looked at. I fear someone may accidentally comment under someone else’s psudonym. May cause confusion.
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That appears to happen every now and then. I have no idea what causes it or how to fix it — it tends to go away on its own, though. : /
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Nice Zeromus, Wren. I couldn’t hope to do half as well.
Although… heh… Blue Slushie Fountain… Yum!
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Thanks… I had to look at so many references and it was still confusing as to what he was really supposed to look like. ><
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A Giant Space Flea from Nowhere is what he looks like before his weird true form is shown by the crystal ingame…
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Zebs comparisons make Zemus seem much..less ominous somehow ^w^ yay Zeb?
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You can tell that Zeb really respected Zeromus a lot…
Not.
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Wow. I didn’t know Zemous could look pretty. :p
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It looks pretty “blue slushie fountain” indeed…
I looked up Zeromus with Google images… I think they re-did him a bit for some other Final Fantasy game… was it tactics? I dunno. That was for the second form I think. Got a better look at it.
Also, I’ll have the fan thing up soon, just a few things to do first…
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They remade him as an Esper in FFXII… but IMHO, he looks nothing like Zeromus. In fact, if you didn’t tell me that’s who he was supposed to be, I wouldn’t have known. : /
[img]http://www.wayrift.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ZeromustheCondemner.jpg[/img]
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I also like the top of jelly-fu’s head.
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I’m glad someone recognized Fu there!
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I overlooked him at first, but when Zeb mentioned meteo at Zemus, I was reminded of the Double Meteo they did and looked again. Yup, there’s a Fu-head alright.
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Right, well, I’ve kept this more or less under wraps for a bit. And there are two likely things that could happen. One, you laugh (at my stupidity or the song itself) or, two, you all hate me! Yay!… Ahem. Anyway.
First let me justify myself. I just thought Zeromus needed a theme song, or a song he could sing, you know, because all serious baddies have one (right?). But, being evil, and lazy, he wouldn’t mind plagiarism (which he did it in Nefol with the marked). This also means that this is mostly for Wren’s Zeromus, simply because I don’t know enough about Syn’s. And before you think I’m endorsing Zeromus’ evil, let me just say that, given which song I ripped off for this… well, it should be considered at least a little mocking.
Anyway. Sung to the tune of: “Modern Major General” by Gilbert and Sullivan (See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZM__VdEjk&feature=related ), you can read the words in brackets as Zeromus’ comments to the song, which are in the original as well, but sometimes in different places. And yes, I can “sing” Modern Major General on demand, so if you actually want a “Sung” version of this… say so and I’ll think about it. I’d have to try to emulate Zeromus’ voice though…
Without further ado, my fan “song”:
I am the very sample of a Chaos twisted Arweinydd,
I’ve demonstrated it by every single thing I ever did,
I really do enjoy the lovely act of lunar genocide,
But for those pesky humans I prefer to call it pesticide!
My mind is perfectly attuned for actions diabolical,
It is simply a matter of a conscience on Sabbatical,
For instance I abducted that pathetic child GolbezYa
(Hmm… now, that’s a tough one… Golbe- ah, got it!)
And made him a villain who captured a thing called a ro-si-ah!
(or was it Rosa? Blah, humans…)
All of this I accomplished with a little bit of mind control,
And I must admit the event was something I did find quite drole,
In short, I’ve demonstrated that, by everything I ever did,
I am the very sample of a Chaos twisted Arweinydd!
I started off attacking my brother’s little Nefolians,
And ended up confronting some silly human Baronians.
I created a Dark Sygnus, a boy that I call Luccious,
It shouldn’t take much more to prove that I can be Capricious!
(Well, I did go from trying to kill the Lunars… to trying to kill the humans… for the Lunars…)
My power increased multitudes when I discouvered esgor-ar,
Furthermore crossing into Chaos assured me that I’ll go far.
My one mistake might just have been failing to kill that Drei’distau
(Seriously, whose idea was it to call her that? … Drei di… tau… tau… rau? No… ah, got it!)
Because if I had then perhaps Chaos would have claimed the Dreigiau!
In fact, when I’ve learnt how to get out of this misty existence,
A feat I will accomplish, though I fear I will need assistance,
In short, when I am finally able to return from the dead,
you will see what plans of vengeance I can make pop out of my head!
Just wait, when I escape I will punish my brother Zemi good,
Death to his family! Worms won’t even see them as semi-food!
I’ll hunt down Golbez, Cecil, that Rosa-thing and that Ninja fool!
(…Ninja fool? Now I’ve gone and done it… wait!)
I am Zeromus, the hatred! And I hate you all, as a rule!
Yes, I was defeated by humans plucky and adventury,
Rest assured I’ll be back if it takes more than half a century.
But still, I’ve demonstrated that, by everything I ever did,
I am the very sample of a Chaos twisted Arweinydd!
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I would sing it with you if I could!
I love it so much!
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Thank you.
In all honesty, just trying to get the whole thing to almost work has shown me just how brilliant Gilbert and Sullivan really were.
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Wow! I think yours is brilliant too! Now I understand why you were asking me for syllables! It would be hilarious if you gave Zerom a hat and a cane and stuck him on a stage to sing and dance to this! XD
Someone needs to draw that now. : o
May I post this up?
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That would be more disturbing than Tai in a cheerleader outfit or Zeb in a dress. Someone please draw.
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Here we go! : p
[img]http://www.wayrift.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/michigan_j_frog1.jpg[/img]
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Of course you can post it up!
I’m just glad you all seem to like it.
Heh. It might be a little known fact, but apparently spirits caught in the mists have enough time on their hands to put on musicals. And host “semi-dead person Idol”.
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*sound of muffled, choking laughter* oh my….Oh My…..
You just made my day. That had me laughing so hard- I love the Modern Major-General song.
Yes, yes, I would love to hear a sung version of this.
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realy fits the old baddie :p can`t wait till monday
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And I could never defeat that dang blue slushie…
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Gonna be hard indeed if you don’t use the crystal and allow him to stay in slushie form…
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…Don’t tell me I was supposed to use the crystal more than once.
*Goes to dig up game.*
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No, you just had to have Cecil use the crystal once and it would reveal his true form.
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Oh yeah, and I can’t beat it. Still.
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For what it’s worth, I can’t either.
On topic: love the page as always.
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If you can’t beat him, just level grind until you can.
Painful, but… It’s the only way.
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Kay, thanks.
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Level grind like you’ve never grinded before!
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*”eeee”‘s at Ben’s face*
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Okay, response rethink:
Zeb *in answer to Ben’s question* Duuuh.
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He’s a giant Blue raspberry LMAO.
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