*sand blows through Damcyan where Tai walks down the main street between lots of canvas topped market stalls*
Tai: ~I can’t walk around like this. I’m drawing too much attention.~
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*sand blows through Damcyan where Tai walks down the main street between lots of canvas topped market stalls*
Tai: ~I can’t walk around like this. I’m drawing too much attention.~
I would think you would stand out there… I mean, that at least looks like some kind of heavy fur coat. And you’re in a desert. So that would get you some looks for sure, the height can’t help either…
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He looks like a big chicken;D
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…He might have fleas >.>
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Tai, most famous for being a poofy ball of god knows what >.<
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Blame it on ZEMI for not giving me something better to wear. Or money to BUY something better to wear! Darn Arweinydd! |: <
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Tai….go back out of town and kill a couple of monsters..,for some reason those suckers EAT gold pieces. …. What? That’s my explanation to why they EVEN have gold.
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And you can make more money by killing a couple wandering monsters than you can from an entire lifetime of subsistence farming.
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Ah, those poor subsistence farmers. Tai’s outfit looks kind of what I’d imagine Cousin It would wear in winter.
Is it just me, or is there a pirate standing behind him….?
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You would think that Zemi would think of something like that wouldn’t you? Maybe you could steal it from someone, or knock them out and switch clothes. That way someone else would be drawing all the attention due to funny clothes. Remember, all for the greater good! It isn’t like they could arrest you.
How about that pirate? I’m sure that those clothes would be perfect for blending in. Might not fit though… (do I have a death wish or something?)
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*cough* STEAL? ME? Who do you think I am… Kip? DX
I am no knave, thank you!
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AND I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS! Xo
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Well if you are so noble maybe you could just find whoever is in charge and explain things. That gets you out of sneaking and lying too!
And you have to wonder if you would look good in that pirate like hat…
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Alright. Find out who is in charge and explain things. Got it.
So I march up to the gates of the Damcyan castle, go and chill with King Edward, explain that I’m the servant of Zemi Dreigiau, an Arweinydd who has sent me to spy on a crazy OMEGA who may be attempting to waylay the Crystal of Fire… then ask him for a bath and a change of clothes.
Sounds like a plan.
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Absolutely. The news that crystals have been being drained has probably got around right? So anyone who claims to know something of value about it should at least get a say right? That is the logical conclusion especially considering the importance of these crystal things. That is if the king is logical of course…
Lots of bad things could happen to make it all a little complicated I suppose, but that is half the fun! Or you could continue to overheat.
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Another option is to have something humiliating happen. Which is what I think the Authors have chosen. ><
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Poor Tai. But hey, there’s always those wandering monsters, ya know! If that whole plan involving King Edward goes ka-blooie.
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I suppose that is probably true. After all if everything was logical it would be predictable and boring. Besides I think Zemi may have been thinking more covert anyway.
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: . *offers Tai some lemonade and home-made cookies* I’ll be okay.
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*snatches the lemonade and cookies away*
I’m enjoying myself entirely too much with this chapter about Tai being a dorq.
I do think that Tai should go out and thwack a few monsters. After all, where did you think I got all my bad guy funding to start out? With all the gold that monsters eat, who needs a bank? Also note that somehow, with one or two battles, I could have enough gold to buy myself a tent… or maybe two sets of new clothes. Of course, Tai doesn’t think about those things because his brain has turned to cobwebs and goo after all these years.
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And by the way, check out that ratty hair. Tai hasn’t washed it in decades. Of course he has fleas… and worms between his toes!
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Ooh, burned. Ouch.
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@Zeb: I don’t believe anyone was asking for your dorqy opinion. Not that it matters… you look like a grease ball all the time. At least I have an excuse.
*takes the cookies back* And you certainly don’t need any more of these.
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Wow,Zeb and Tai are really very alike. And I want those. *grabs the cookies*
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Alike? How can I be anything like an anti-social no-fun anti-ale-drinking SHORT by-the-book goo-filled grouchy dorq.
*swipes the cookies back and stuffs them down his throat* The only way you’re getting those cookies back are by two unpleasant routes. I don’t think you want to try either of them.
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*takes the unnoticed lemonade and sips it*
I daresay, this is rather entertaining.
I do wonder how long it’ll be before some gets stabbed over one of those cookies. Do I have any bets on half an hour?
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Gah…Zeb! You ruined the game!
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Oh, eww. *sigh* I’ll just go make popcorn.
You’re both VERY alike, you’d probably be short too if you weren’t a freak.
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Now Zeb, that makes short sound like a bad thing! People think being tall gives you longer reach, and thus an advantage but once the shorty gets in close it is all over. I mean Drake beat both you and Ben up, so tallness did nothing there!
Sometimes it is better to be afraid of the short ones than the tall ones! Trust me I know…
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@Zeb – Being tall also seems to make you think you can eat anything and it not turn into flab. That will be 20 laps for you tomorrow.
@Rilus – Stabbed? No… no. Zeb and I are best friends (at least, we will be in Wayrift’s future). I wouldn’t stab him. Just sock him a few times.
@Tirition – Zeb’s a knave! What’s to be alike? Though I guess we have some things in common… or I wouldn’t let him get away with as much as he does when he opens his big mouth.
@Canuovea – I can whip Zeb any day. And he knows it. He’s secretly scared. That’s why he talks big in public. |: }
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I suppose you are a bit politer about /everything/, although it usually seems like everyone is, compared to Zeb. And only an inch shorter than me, *shakes fist at Zeb*.
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I’m polite. I just get accused of being blunt because I tend to speak my mind. I’m not going to make up stories… I’ll tell it like I see it. But people seem to find that rude for some reason. Go figure.
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AZ: *Shrugs* Most people don’t like hearing the truth when they wish it wasn’t true. *Considers saying something more, then shrugs again* Their loss.
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THEY CAN”T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Sorry couldn’t help myself.
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I can’t belive Tai is not over heating with the big coat.
Also I’m Back!! My AP Euro grade is up and I feel like talking. Sorry for all the comments in advance.
And one final thing I don’t think my avatar thing is working.
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