Kip: *paddles and spits out water* AUGH!

*knives… arrows and other things fly at him… frying pan… spoon…*

Kip: AHH!! *SWIMS until he reaches the bank, pulls himself up and flops there* ~Ugh.. could this have gone any more wrong?~

*little reed moves along the riverbed*

WetFang: *comes up with the reed in her mouth*

Kip: *looks at her*

Fang: *squirts Kip in the eye*

Kip: Hey!

Fang: *takes her foot and shoves him down, stepping on him*

Kip: Oof!