Ch10 Pg14

Leona: You have your choice…. You take me.. or Cecil finds out! And I’ll tell about your secret stash of Marnie books!

Ben: Erp! Are you really so set on coming with me?

Leona: *starts singing around* Dark Lord Golbez… *cheery face* Loves Marnie! *imagines Ben embarrassed, hugging a Marnie doll* Marnie the purple chocoboooo!

Ben: O_o *covers her mouth* Alright! Alright! But you’re following me at your own risk! ~Wonderful…~

Leona: *evil face* I’m glad you see things my way.

Ben: You sure you didn’t spend time in Zot?

Leona: What?

Ben: You’re better at this stuff than I am!

Leona: *snurgs* Yeah yeah… can it, Spinerat.

Posted by Aywren

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18 Comments on Ch10 Pg14

Aywren sez:

For those who don’t know, Marnie the Purple Chocobo is our personal joke/pun on Barnie the Purple Dinosaur. Why DOES Ben like a preschool-kid’s show-character anyhow? O_o;

Pen sez:

Getting intouch with his inner child maybe? I think it’s hilarious that he (Mr.imensely powerful wizardy Ben) just got black mailed by Leona, that’s just too amusing.

Gaby sez:

Ben converted me into a Marnie fan, I swear. -.-

Cyran sez:

…… *hides his Marnie fan club card before anyone else notices and walks the other way.*

>_>
<_<
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Agla sez:

*grins*No, I’m pretty sure Leona never went anywhere near Zot. If *she’d* been the one picked as Dark-Lord-Frontman(well, she’d be a frontwoman)then the Blue Planet would be a charred and smoking wreck by now, and a certain group of heroes would’a met a horrible and grisly fate! Ben on the other hand…woo. Was the Aubergine of Evil scraping the bottom of the barrel or *what*?

*shakes head*No patience whatsoever, that boy. I *told* him, I did. ‘Wait until someone with a knack for Evil appears,’ I said, ‘that’s the important bit, and then I’ll lend you some magic to infuse them with.’

But noooooo, *he* has to carry on this silly *vendetta* with the Dreigiau’s lot, going and snabbing that useless Rabbit instead of using his BRAIN, if only he’d waited a few years he’d’ve had the universe firmly in his grasp!Heck, forget the universe, he’d be lording it over the whole Ten Discovered Worlds!

*sighs*Really, it’s sad to see how many amateurs there are in the Ultimate Essence of Evil business these days….

Ben sez:

*sighs* Come on now… I can be pretty evil when I want? It’s just Wren doesn’t let me show it much… Neither does Dad or Leona, for that matter. *droops*

Pen sez:

Yeah cause the Marnie plushy screams Evil Tyrant there Ben, hehe.

Ben sez:

…neh…

Aywren sez:

I dunno… I always thought Barnie was pretty evil…

Agla sez:

*pats Ben on the back consolingly*Auuuu, it’s not your fault your master was useless.

Ben sez:

Actually, I have a few words to describe my former “master”… and “useless” is exceedingly gentle.

Pen sez:

True, Barnie was evil. But he doesn’t have the cute factor that Marnie does. It’s like which would you most likely go “Aww” to as they’re destorying the earth. I think I’d ‘aww’ Marinie. See? Not so evil.

Agla sez:

*looks at Benjamin with a mock-pitying expression*I have to admit, though…your master’s ineptness was only part of the problem. Y’see, Benjamin Ya, I hate to say this, but you’re just horribly, awfully, irredeemably…good!

It’s probably hereditary or some such. You’re just basically One Of The Good Guys. There’s nothing that can be done about it.(Especially by that bumbling fool of an aubergine, but then one can never expect miracles from Solanum melongena.)

Ben sez:

*points to himself in shock* ME? ….GOOD..? Ehh… you must be mistaken. I am Golbez, afterall. I’m certainly not an innocent bystander.

Agla sez:

*sighs and pats Ben on the back*Delusional. He can’t accept the truth…it’s only to be expected.

You’ll never be at peace with yourself unless you accept this, Benjamin… ^.^

Ben sez:

*long-suffering sigh*

Aywren sez:

Heh… Ben has an answer to this posted on the Paint BBS… XD (I couldn’t help myself)

Agla sez:

Poor boy must be in denial.*pats him on the back again*Any minute now he’ll come up with a string of excuses. Or just tromp off somewhere to be gloomy. As if that’d make him the slightest bit eviller!*sighs again*Lost cause, a totally lost cause…