Drake: BENJAMIN!

Ben: What? You wanted me to answer?

Junior: Uh oh, Dad remember! *tries to calm Drake down* Deep breathing… volume down a notch.

Ben: Since when did you call me by my name? What happened to “Abomination?”

Drake: I’m going to show you abomination right now! *grabs Ben*

Junior: *sighs in a small voice* Now you know why I didn’t want to discuss anything with my father. Because I can’t discuss anything with my father.

Drake: : | *softens up, still holding Ben*