Junior Special “Swordie vs Scythie” Page 3

NOTE: The Authors were on vacation last week, so they left the Wayrift update in the hands of the figments — namely, our favorite Baronian Red Shirt, Junior. This is a three part comic triggered by the “Sword vs. Scythe” conversation located in the comments section on Chapter 42, Page 17.  These pages will also contain references that poke fun at the original version of “Final Fantasy IV” and the PSP version of “Dissidia.” Our regularly scheduled comic will return next week. Enjoy!

Zeb: *light and darkness surround him as his Dissidia meter appears — EX Burst “Twin Moon”* Guide my inner shadow! Light and Dark both…. Transcend the STARS!!!!! *meteo comes down*

BSC: Zeb! What does this look like to you? A ProfessorStationPortable game? This was a very important fight to our audience!

Tai: DORQ! I’m going to show you stars!

Zeb: *meteors pop and fizzle out — Epic Fail* Well… uh… you… see…

BSC: Well, Mr. Tai… I think we need to suspend our fight until next time…

Tai: Only because I don’t want to hurt your kingly reputation.

BSC: I wouldn’t want to have to send the Marked Champion home in tears.

Zeb: Umm… Can we talk about this?

BSC: I think we need a repeat of Mr. Walking hand. Or… Mr. Limping hand. *walks over and pops the inflatable Shadow Dragon on Zeb’s shoulder, then raises his sword* Beneath the Light! Judgment comes!

Tai: The power of the Moon compels me! *swings his scythe up*

Zeb: Two on one! NO FAIR!

*beating ensues from within the training room* AGGH! OWW! Watch the spikes!

Junior: So… thus ends the tale of sword or scythe. Which is truly better? The world may never know…

BSRosa: *sitting with Zazo*

Zazo: They are both DED for missing our lunch date!

THE END?


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  1. Aywren

    Quickie post to clarify any in-game jokes.

    I posted a link to a You Tube video in the script that shows Golbez’s Dissidia EX Burst “Twin Moon”. Yes, we’re poking fun at some of the corny sayings the fighters have in that game. Sorry if you like the game, it’s all in good fun.

    Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPxY-loEl4w

    As for the “hand” comments, that refers to a scene in the Final Fantasy IV game (see, we poke fun of that, too). After Golbez is defeated in the Underworld, he vanishes and all that is left is his… hand. Which promptly crawls up to the crystal and steals it (with all the heroes standing and staring, apparently). Never explained. Never made much sense.

    Good for making fun of. Picture below.

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    • luneth

      when I got to that part, I was angry because I had to fight the puppets, then the giant puppet, then golbez and even after beat all of them up the stupid hand comes and steals the crystal anyways.

      the detaching hand reminds me of Baigin..

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  2. Illinia

    LOL

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  3. Maracate

    ….I still say Zento or Blue should’ve crashed through the ceiling…

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  4. Gaby

    EPIC FAIL!

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  5. Almonihah

    I think, if this had continued, the true winner would have been wives.

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  6. Darkojin

    So, in the duel of Cecil vs Tai, the loser is Zeb?
    Also, I played Dissidia, and have to agree on the corniness of some of the lines.

    As for one of the comments posted on the last comic, I know full well about insult fighting, I do it contantly on almost any game I play against other people. Its always joking around, and never meant to be serious. I make fun of things, its just what I do.

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  7. Silver

    lol! love the page.

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  8. hakkaeni

    The thought of Zeb in Dissidia is awesome. I think he would totally kick ass! He would totally pwn the GOlbez that’s in the game!
    His ExBurst quote should be something like “My aweome-ness will best you!” or something as corny as that. XD
    Along with some of my friends we had to act out those lines….They were so corny we lol’d on the floor XD

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  9. Yllamse

    *Has fainted from the lack of oxygen that was used up from laughing so hard*

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  10. YukoHoon

    *having trouble breathing from laughter*

    Now, thank you for brightening a horrible day for me. I love you guys XD

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    • Aywren

      Hope things get better for you! *hug*

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Since tomorrow’s page will mark the end of Chapter 42, I figured it was a good time to update our archives (as was requested not long ago). You should find a brand new section for Chapters 41 and above and all current chapters posted in the Archives section. Enjoy!


Here’s what Tai is REALLY like when no one is looking. ^_~

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And apology post! Somehow, my DA account was not getting any of Maracate’s Wayrift fan art. It was only today that I discovered all these great pieces. So I send my apologies and update the Fan Corner with a new artist gallery today. Be sure to stop by the DA posts and leave your comments!

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